literally want to be rich for the clothes
A true gentleman holds the door for his woman, then he smacks her ass.
i love kissing so much how it can be soft and romantic or hard and passionate or lazy and sleepy or affectionate and then it’s like you like the person and they like you because you are kissing and it’s just you two and you can close your eyes and there will be nothing in the world except that
so my history teacher made a twitter and always gives us updates on it in class and the other day he announced that he reached 100 followers so this kid pulled out his phone and said WELL GUESS WHAT IM UNFOLLOWING YOU HAHA BACK TO 99 and unfollowed him so my teacher leaned in really close to him and said “i’ve got 99 followers but a bitch ain’t one”
raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for